BUT, IT'S NOT HERE YET!!  IT WAS A NICE SUNDAY AFTERNOON...THEN THE RAIN CAME.  DARN!!  BUT IT GOT ME OUT OF MOWING THE LAWN.
WHAT DID IT GET YOU OUT OF??  THEN AGAIN, MAYBE IT DIDN'T RAIN AT YOUR HOUSE....WHEN THEY SAY SCATTERED SHOWERS, THEY REALLY MEAN SCATTERED.  IT'S A SHORT WORK WEEK THIS WEEK...FRIDAY IS, OF COURSE, THE 4TH OF JULY, ANERICA'S 232ND BIRTHDAY.  THERE'LL BE PARADES, PARTIES, PICNICS & OF COURSE...FIREWORKS. PLEASE LEAVE THOSE TO THE PROFESSIONALS. AND SPEAKING OF THAT...YOU CAN FIND A LIST OF THE COMMUNITIES THAT WILL BE HAVING FIREWORKS AT WMJI.COM.  MOST WILL BE FRIDAY EVENING.  I PLAN TO PUT IN A LITTLE TIME UP IN PUT IN BAY.....IN & AROUND MY AIR SHIFTS ON MAJIC.  I WISH EACH OF YOU A VERY SAFE & HAPPY 4TH OF JULY.  GIVE THANKS THAT YOU LIVE IN THE GREATEST NATION ON THE PLANET...HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!

IT COMES IN AT 7:59PM THIS FRIDAY EVENING & SPRING'S GOING OUT WITH SOME MIGHTY CHILLY WEATHER.  JUST DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE HEAT...IF WE HAVE ANY.  WE'RE ONLY 6 MONTHS FROM CHRISTMAS(DID I REALLY SAY THAT?)!!  WHETHER YOU'RE WORKING YOUR LEMONADE STAND, POOL SIDE OR UNDER THE SHADE TREE, THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO WMJI.  WE'RE JUST RIGHT FOR SUMMERTIME.  BE SURE & BEG FOR YOUR SUMMERTIME BARBECUE AT WMJI.COM....THEN YOU CAN INVITE ME OVER.....THEY DON'T CALL ME "2 SLAB" CHUCK FOR NOTHING.  BETTER GO NOW & CHECK TO SEE IF I HAVE ENOUGH HELP TO WORK MY LEMONADE STAND THIS WEEKEND...MAYBE I'LL SEE YA'!!  ONLY A DIME A GLASS...WE HAD TO RAISE THE PRICE FROM LAST YEAR.  STAY COOL & IT'S ON WITH SUMMER OF 2008.  ENJOY IT.....IT'S THE ONLY ONE WE'LL HAVE THIS YEAR!!

YEAH, IT'S BACK TO WORK TOMORROW!!  I HAD A PRETTY BUSY WEEKEND.  I HAD A PERSONAL APPEARANCE YESTERDAY MORNING....BUT, I GUESS ANYWHERE ANY OF US GOES, IS A PERSONAL APPEARANCE.  I WAS AN AUCTIONEER ON THE WVIZ AUCTION YESTERDAY & THIS AFTERNOON.  THEY ARE WONDERFUL FOLKS & WERE KIND ENOUGH TO ASK ME TO BE ON THE AUCTION.  THEY WERE TRYING TO FIND THE ULTIMATE TV CAMERA THAT WOULD MAKE ME LOOK LIKE GEORGE CLOONEY....MY WIFE TELLS ME THEY DIDN'T FIND ONE....OH WELL.  AT LEAST GEORGE & I DO SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY....REALLY, YEAH I KNOW....BUT I'M OLDER....A FEW OTHER DIFFERENCES TOO!! MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND'S HEADING OUR WAY & A WONDERFUL SUMMER TOO....KEEP LISTENING TO WMJI & WE'LL KEEP PLAYING THE BEST MUSIC THERE IS TO HELP YOU ENJOY THE GOOD OLE SUMMERTIME....ROLL 'EM OUT.....THOSE LAZY,HAZY, CRAZY DAYS OF SUMMER...HOPE YOU ENJOY YOURS & THANKS FOR LISTENING!!