SEPARATED AT BIRTH? JIMMY MALONE AND CONDALEEZZA RICE?


JOHN LANIGAN AND DAGMAR CELESTE
Again no Photoshop here! Lanigan DOES look like the former First Lady of Ohio, Dagmar Celeste! (former Governor Richard Celeste's wife)

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LANIGAN PRIZE MOVIE ADVERTISEMENT FROM OLD TV GUIDE


MOM AND DADDY, PLEASE DON'T STEAL FOR ME THIS CHRISTMAS
Here is the song we played from Musical Fruitcake (A Collection of the Worst Christmas Songs Ever Created) by Suzannah - Mom and Daddy, Please Don’t Steal For Me This Christmas. [LISTEN TO THE SONG HERE]


JOHN LANIGAN BILLBOARD FROM THE 70s!
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WEIRD FIX PIC OF THE DAY
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ANGRY JIMMY DEAN CUSTOMER
Here's a SPECTACULAR voice mail message that a man named Randy Taylor left on Jimmy Dean's corporate line. An employee there sent it to the website Consumerist.com . . . and now, it's available for the world to hear. Randy says he's loved Jimmy Dean's sausage for 30-something years, but now, he's FURIOUS with the company for downsizing their sausage from 16 ounces to 12 ounces. How can he feed his family on a little 12-ounce roll??? Quote, "You've got three men that weigh over 200 pounds apiece, a woman that's a little plump . . . and a daughter who's 13." They NEED more than 12 ounces. GET R DUN!
LISTEN PART 1 | LISTEN PART 2




TRACEY AND HER DAUGHTERS MAKE THE FRONT PAGE OF THE COLUMBUS DISPATCH!
Here they are rooting on the Tribe at game 5 of the ALCS on Thursday, 10/18/07. That's Tracey screaming in the lower left hand corner in the red!  
Nice Face Trace! (it even rhymes) : )

"The Mom" song, sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe.
What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and talented!

Lyrics:
"The Mom Song"

Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get up here, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!!

JIMMY AND HIS LAND O LAKES BUTTER!
This is the "infamous" Land O Lakes Package that seems to crack Jimmy up so much! Unfortunately, this content could be considered too racy for our website, so you have to visualize her knees moved up in a certain spot or do an internet search and find it on your own! Not sure who took the time to actually figure this out but, perhaps someone has way too much time on their hands?

JOHN AND L.B. LOVE WALMART!
In fact, John and Little Bit have also been seen cruising through several area Walmart parking lots, AS WELL AS, INSIDE THE STORES!  


John and Little Bit leave Cracker Barrel after filling up on Uncle Herschel’s Favorite for breakfast!

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Is this a sign of the apocalypse or did Jimmy really see this as he looked out his front window? Find out Here

This is the commercial for a toy that Jimmy once bought. Seems like maybe he has got a bit of a cow obsession? First, cows in his front yard...now this?